Okay, so you've managed to ask that girl you like out on a date, and she said yes...This is the biggest achievement of your life because you're a loser...okay that went way too far...just kidding :p
What I did above, though, is going too far with a joke. That's what you should never do when you're with your woman.
So, here's a step by step instruction on how to go about this first date to come off as a gentleman:
1. It's always the night that's special: Remember, if possible, always go for dinner...however, if dinner's too much to start with, you could just go for a coffee...however, make sure you choose a comfortable restaurant with good food...a restaurant which has comfortable couches or cushions is preferable.
Remember, dress well..it doesn't have to be a suit, just cover up that jungle on your chest and legs...and wear shoes PLEASE. However, if you take the extra effort to get dressed better than just throwing clothes on, it gives you much better chances of succeeding.
2. Make her comfortable:
Firstly, pick her up from her place, and take her there.
Secondly, hold the door for her...car door AND restaurant door.
Thirdly, after you enter, make sure she sits first and is comfortable. Then you may sit.
All this will let her know that you're there for her, and that's one of the most comforting things for a woman. Plus, this is a way she'll subconsciously start trusting you more.
3. Ladies First:
We all know there are two things men love: women and food. You have one of them giving you a chance, now don't the other factor ruin your night with the first factor...
So men, hold your horses...let her order first. Guys, respect her choice.
If she chooses a vegetarian dish, don't question it, and try avoiding non-vegetarian dishes...or at least the ones that smell of dead animal.
4. Eating Etiquette:
Do I really need to explain how to eat properly to grown men?
-Keep the table cloth on your lap..no it doesn't spoil your macho image, neither does it make you unmanly.
-Use your fork/knife/spoon properly...avoid a mess.
-CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHILE EATING OH MY FUCKING GOD SO MANY GUYS NEED TO LEARN THIS.
-Keep your burps in...don't fart it out...just keep it in. Don't release.
5. Occasional Check:
Keep asking her occasionally if she's comfortable or if she needs anything...Most of the times she'll say she's comfortable and that she doesn't need anything...however, if she does need something, make sure she gets what she wants.
6. Drinks:
ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS make sure you offer to buy her a drink. It doesn't have to be alcohol, whatever it is, just make sure you do your bit by offering.
7. After Party:
After the dinner, always ask her if she wants to do something else. Don't jump at your first chance to get in bed with her. Also, don't have sex after the first date. For once, do something other than "your place or mine". Take her for something:
1)Romantic, or
2)Fun
However, if she doesn't want to do anything after the dinner, don't pressurise her. There are possibilities that she's tired, she doesn't feel like doing anything else, or because you're lame and she never wants to meet you again.
8. My car, not a cab:
Don't let her go home alone in a cab. Drop her to her doorstep, and only leave after you make sure she's reached home safely.
9. Don't use Cell Phone, use Cell Phone:
Remember this rule...don't use the cell phone during the date, but once you reach home, always text her telling her that you had a wonderful time. Also, include some fun things that happened between you two that night...
Sample text: "Hey, I really enjoyed tonight. Thank you for being a lovely date. I had a lot of fun talking about why dogs have such mushy eyes, and why birds have beaks. I hope we
can meet and discuss more animals soon! Take care, Joe."
YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT kickassj754@gmail.com
What I did above, though, is going too far with a joke. That's what you should never do when you're with your woman.
So, here's a step by step instruction on how to go about this first date to come off as a gentleman:
1. It's always the night that's special: Remember, if possible, always go for dinner...however, if dinner's too much to start with, you could just go for a coffee...however, make sure you choose a comfortable restaurant with good food...a restaurant which has comfortable couches or cushions is preferable.
Remember, dress well..it doesn't have to be a suit, just cover up that jungle on your chest and legs...and wear shoes PLEASE. However, if you take the extra effort to get dressed better than just throwing clothes on, it gives you much better chances of succeeding.
2. Make her comfortable:
Firstly, pick her up from her place, and take her there.
Secondly, hold the door for her...car door AND restaurant door.
Thirdly, after you enter, make sure she sits first and is comfortable. Then you may sit.
All this will let her know that you're there for her, and that's one of the most comforting things for a woman. Plus, this is a way she'll subconsciously start trusting you more.
3. Ladies First:
We all know there are two things men love: women and food. You have one of them giving you a chance, now don't the other factor ruin your night with the first factor...
So men, hold your horses...let her order first. Guys, respect her choice.
If she chooses a vegetarian dish, don't question it, and try avoiding non-vegetarian dishes...or at least the ones that smell of dead animal.
4. Eating Etiquette:
Do I really need to explain how to eat properly to grown men?
-Keep the table cloth on your lap..no it doesn't spoil your macho image, neither does it make you unmanly.
-Use your fork/knife/spoon properly...avoid a mess.
-CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHILE EATING OH MY FUCKING GOD SO MANY GUYS NEED TO LEARN THIS.
-Keep your burps in...don't fart it out...just keep it in. Don't release.
5. Occasional Check:
Keep asking her occasionally if she's comfortable or if she needs anything...Most of the times she'll say she's comfortable and that she doesn't need anything...however, if she does need something, make sure she gets what she wants.
6. Drinks:
ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS make sure you offer to buy her a drink. It doesn't have to be alcohol, whatever it is, just make sure you do your bit by offering.
7. After Party:
After the dinner, always ask her if she wants to do something else. Don't jump at your first chance to get in bed with her. Also, don't have sex after the first date. For once, do something other than "your place or mine". Take her for something:
1)Romantic, or
2)Fun
However, if she doesn't want to do anything after the dinner, don't pressurise her. There are possibilities that she's tired, she doesn't feel like doing anything else, or because you're lame and she never wants to meet you again.
8. My car, not a cab:
Don't let her go home alone in a cab. Drop her to her doorstep, and only leave after you make sure she's reached home safely.
9. Don't use Cell Phone, use Cell Phone:
Remember this rule...don't use the cell phone during the date, but once you reach home, always text her telling her that you had a wonderful time. Also, include some fun things that happened between you two that night...
Sample text: "Hey, I really enjoyed tonight. Thank you for being a lovely date. I had a lot of fun talking about why dogs have such mushy eyes, and why birds have beaks. I hope we
can meet and discuss more animals soon! Take care, Joe."
YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT kickassj754@gmail.com
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